Best Movies Guide: Why If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Still Matters
A TMDB-backed guide to If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, including cast, release facts, genres and watch-provider notes.

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Where to watch
TMDB's U.S. watch-provider data lists HBO Max Amazon Channel, HBO Max. Availability changes by country and date, so check your streaming app before watching.
Cast
Rose Byrne as Linda; Conan O'Brien as Therapist; A$AP Rocky as James; Danielle Macdonald as Caroline; Delaney Quinn as Child; Mary Bronstein as Dr. Spring; Ivy Wolk as Diana; Mark Stolzenberg as Parking Attendant
About If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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Figures and availability come from public TMDB data and are provided as a sourced reference.
Frequently asked questions
Where can I watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
TMDB's U.S. watch-provider data lists HBO Max Amazon Channel, HBO Max. Availability changes by country and date, so check your streaming app before watching.
Who is in the cast of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
Rose Byrne as Linda; Conan O'Brien as Therapist; A$AP Rocky as James; Danielle Macdonald as Caroline; Delaney Quinn as Child; Mary Bronstein as Dr. Spring; Ivy Wolk as Diana; Mark Stolzenberg as Parking Attendant
Is this If I Had Legs I'd Kick You guide official?
No. It uses TMDB data as a reference and is not endorsed or certified by TMDB.



