The Onion Movie (2008): Where to Watch, Cast & Facts
An evergreen, sourced guide to The Onion Movie: streaming options, cast and core facts.

Here's the full cast of The Onion Movie (2008) — who plays who — plus where to watch and the essential facts about this movie. America's finest news source.
Where to watch
TMDB's U.S. watch-provider data lists Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies, YouTube, Fandango At Home. Availability changes by country and date, so check your streaming app before watching.
Cast
Len Cariou as Norm Archer; Ken Takemoto as Sensei; Steven Seagal as Cock Puncher; Larissa Laskin as Dana Dobbs; Don McManus as Dennis McCormick; Michael Bolton as Michael Bolton; Ahmed Ahmed as Ahmed; Brendan Fletcher as White Black Guy Tim
About The Onion Movie
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
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Figures and availability come from public TMDB data and are provided as a sourced reference.
Frequently asked questions
Where can I watch The Onion Movie?
TMDB's U.S. watch-provider data lists Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies, YouTube, Fandango At Home. Availability changes by country and date, so check your streaming app before watching.
Who is in the cast of The Onion Movie?
Len Cariou as Norm Archer; Ken Takemoto as Sensei; Steven Seagal as Cock Puncher; Larissa Laskin as Dana Dobbs; Don McManus as Dennis McCormick; Michael Bolton as Michael Bolton; Ahmed Ahmed as Ahmed; Brendan Fletcher as White Black Guy Tim
Is this The Onion Movie guide official?
No. It uses TMDB data as a reference and is not endorsed or certified by TMDB.



